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Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020

Frenglish

English spoken in a bad French accent, with a few French words thrown in.

1. (talking about slamming a bottle on the table in anger)
Francois: I slam zhe "bouteille" on zhe table, for I will not stand for zhis. Zhe "verre" went everywhere, and I had to clean.
John: I'm reporting you for domestic abuse. That's not ok.
Francois: What?
John: Slamming her ass on a table?
Francois: Nonononono! It's a "bouteille"! For beer!
John: Why are you speaking in Frenglish?
2. (when talking about a mismanaged bank account)

Lois: Zhat count is wrong. I have more zhan zhis in my "compte bancaire". She is "stupide", and I will pound her wizh zhe law.
Andy: You're going to pound the banker with WHAT?
Lois: Zhe law! I will contact her wizh a request for the "tribunal".
Andy: This sounds like a really weird way to describe picking up women...

by officialpyrocynical April 1, 2020