Definitions by officialpyrocynical

Covitician

A person who uses a virus, such as COVID-19, as a weapon against their political enemies. These people can range in reach from Joe Six-Pack shitposting on his Facebook wall from his local McDonald's in Little Rock, to members of congress.

Don't be a covitician, people.

Covitician by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020

E-Girl 

An E-Girl is a girl who takes advantage of innocent men online. She gives men a false view of how the world works. By getting men to pay her for pictures or other favours, she's perpetuating the myth that the average woman likes a feminine man who essentially worships her. (a simp) If this trend is not broken, one could project the birth rate to fall as men increasingly have no idea what women want.

Jake: I found a cool E-Girl yesterday.

Matthew: E-Girls are dangerous, man. They suck your masculinity away.

E-Girl by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020