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Definitions by ocfangurl

ex best friend 

a guy that you thought was your friend and just turns out to be an ass who thinks he's really your boyfriend and that you love him, even thought you've told him for years that:
1.you're gay, you don't swing that way
2.even if he was a chick..no
3.you don't like him like that.
then proceeds to try to kill you several times and beat you up cause you hate him
jake, psycho extrodinare
ex best friend by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

the l word

1.the reason why i subscribe to showtime other than Queer as Folk.
2.Katherine Moening (Shane...yeah)
bette: why is it so important for you to believe that everyone is sleeping with everyone else?
alice: because they are.
the l word by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
used to express either complete boredom or confusion
jackie: hey jenn, i think you have a hot neck
jennifer:.....burrr.
burr by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

queer as folk

an awesome show on Showtime thats about the lives of a circle of gay men and a lesbian couple in pittsburg. lots of man on man sex, which is cool if your into it.
person 1: i'm gonna watch queer as folk now
person 2: but your not gay...
person 1: one, didn't say i wasn't, and two i think two guys are really hot
person 2: can i watch too?
queer as folk by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

milla jovovich 

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it
person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...
milla jovovich by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
1.the worst thing to ever come up and bite kagome and inuyasha's realtionship in the ass.
2.zombie psycho bitch that sucks the souls of other people to maintain her own life. (see ex girlfriend)
person 1: goddamn, that girl is such a kikyo
person 2: your right, i fucking hate her, she's always in the way.
kikyo by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

bad touch 

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
bad touch by ocfangurl March 17, 2005