milla jovovich

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it

person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Offensive

1. merely mentioning anything about your "lifestyle and/or preference to women"
2. reading a book for class that has the word gay on the cover(that in no way to sexuality)
3. watching a movie where a girl says she loves another girl in a friend way
4.anything having to do with gay rights

mother: what are you doing?
daughter: reading the advocate in the little corner of my room so as not to offend anyone with my gayness.
mother: your grounded

by ocfangurl March 16, 2005

olivia wilde

the reason i started watching the o.c., cause her and marissa are so cute together.

without her marissa would have to go back to that ass ryan.

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

queer as folk

an awesome show on Showtime thats about the lives of a circle of gay men and a lesbian couple in pittsburg. lots of man on man sex, which is cool if your into it.

person 1: i'm gonna watch queer as folk now
person 2: but your not gay...
person 1: one, didn't say i wasn't, and two i think two guys are really hot
person 2: can i watch too?

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

you oughtta know

one of the best alanis songs that practically bitch-slaps her ex for fucking up their relationship cause he couldn't keep it in his pants or something..

song really says it all man

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

The O.C.

A show with bitchy rich people that wasn't worth watching until Alex and Marissa started dating.

The O.C. sucked last night until the last few minutes where Alex and Marissa kissed.

by ocfangurl March 16, 2005