A company nigga is that overly loyal employee who’d snitch on his own mama if it meant a promotion, always ready to throw coworkers under the bus as long as the company bus keeps rolling. He’s the human embodiment of “I did it for the brand,” even if the brand don’t know his name.
“Don’t tell Marcus we’re leaving early—he a company nigga, he’ll report it before we hit the parking lot.”
“Bro brought cupcakes to the staff meeting and told on three people. Classic company nigga behavior.”
“She volunteered to work through her vacation and clean the breakroom. That’s a company nigga if I’ve ever seen one.”
“The boss didn’t even ask, but Darnell went ahead and emailed a list of everyone who was late. Total company nigga move.”
“You can’t even joke around him—he got company nigga energy all day.”
“Bro brought cupcakes to the staff meeting and told on three people. Classic company nigga behavior.”
“She volunteered to work through her vacation and clean the breakroom. That’s a company nigga if I’ve ever seen one.”
“The boss didn’t even ask, but Darnell went ahead and emailed a list of everyone who was late. Total company nigga move.”
“You can’t even joke around him—he got company nigga energy all day.”
by oc mincs July 29, 2025
Get the Company niggamug.