obama boomer's definitions

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.

person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

by obama boomer June 1, 2020

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Kai Yan

that one kid at school who mixes food into his bookbag and carries it around with him all fucking day without end

guy 1: ew! what the fuck is that smell?
guy 2: oh, it's just Kai Yan with his stinky ass book bag

by obama boomer November 23, 2019