Guy 1: Watch out for that blonde in the school-girl outfit. She's a razorgirl!
Guy 2: I wish you had told me that before she punched my nuts in.
I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.
1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
Is the Tea Party
really that suicidal for the Sword of Damocles over their heads?
1) A person who's so out of touch with reality that the only cure for them is a hard raping.
2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU
3) See Sarah Palin
, a person who deserves to be raped.
The Tea Party
is going to be in town, and the rape magnet will be giving a speech as well.
An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro
of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
1) A cartoonish sound effect originating with the animaniacs
. A sound of bouncing or jumping, especially:
2) The sound of large breasts bouncing.
I was watching a gif
of a big-boobed blonde jumping rope. Boingy, boingy, boingy!!!
A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.