12 definitions by nunuv yabizness

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1) A "stock" female character often found in cyberpunk media. i.e. Molly Millions (Neuromancer), Trinity (The Matrix), and Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost In The Shell). They take on roles like mercenaries and bodyguards.

2) A female stepping razor. A tough, street-bred, leather-clad, ass-kicking, gun-toting girl who will hand your nuts to you if you stare at her breasts too long!
Guy 1: Watch out for that blonde in the school-girl outfit. She's a razorgirl!

Guy 2: I wish you had told me that before she punched my nuts in.
by Nunuv Yabizness November 08, 2011
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A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.
I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.
by Nunuv Yabizness April 08, 2011
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1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.

2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
Is the Tea Party really that suicidal for the Sword of Damocles over their heads?
by Nunuv Yabizness July 31, 2011
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1) A person who's so out of touch with reality that the only cure for them is a hard raping.

2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU.

3) See Sarah Palin, a person who deserves to be raped.
The Tea Party is going to be in town, and the rape magnet will be giving a speech as well.
by Nunuv Yabizness October 19, 2010
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An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
by Nunuv Yabizness March 07, 2011
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1) A cartoonish sound effect originating with the animaniacs. A sound of bouncing or jumping, especially:

2) The sound of large breasts bouncing.
I was watching a gif of a big-boobed blonde jumping rope. Boingy, boingy, boingy!!!
by Nunuv Yabizness January 07, 2012
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A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness May 21, 2011
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