Definitions by noway jose

muffmuncher 

a practitioner of cunnilingus

lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers

muffmuncher by noway jose August 30, 2003

Slabber Cabbage 

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

Slabber Cabbage by noway jose August 30, 2003