noway jose's definitions

muffmuncher

a practitioner of cunnilingus

lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers

by noway jose August 30, 2003

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003