2 definitions by not soggykickflip
The Shanghai Speedway is the worst EASHL hockey team to have ever played the game. While they do rock bangin uniforms and a load of star power with players like Jeff Epstein, Lee Harvey Oswald, NBA Youngboy, and The Speedway’s very own Baeulo, the Shanghai Speedway can’t seem to pick up the fucking puck or save a single shot from the opposing team. Absolute Dustpans.
Hey, I got tickets for tonight’s EASHL game at the Cornswaggle Superdome? Shanghai Speedway vs the Balsagna Brothers!
Fuck no, what a load of pylons.
Fuck no, what a load of pylons.
by not soggykickflip February 24, 2022
A world-renowned magnificent sex act.
Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 25, 2022