not goated lmao's definitions

goated on the keys

a person who plays to much games on computer.

plays to much fortnite} or pubg.

kid on mic: YOUR GOATED ON THE KEYS BROTHER, OMG!

you: thank you???????

by not goated lmao September 9, 2019

De Le Pride Sanatorium

A ROBLOX game created by the group Divine Sisters.

This game is played by 1 cannibal and different types of people.
( Lots of roleplaying involved.)

P.S. this game is scary ;-;

Friend: Have you played De Le Pride Sanatorium?

You: What’s that game?

by not goated lmao September 10, 2019

cheapoflask

When your VSCO girl but your to broke to afford a hydroflask.

OR, just a VSCO girl on a budget.

Friend: OML, do you see that cheapoflask?

Other Friend: EWWW! DISGUSTING, only hydroflask allowed sskskskskskksksks.

Me: *silence*

by not goated lmao December 2, 2019

disappointment card

Parents mostly say it but friends do to. Is the action to disappoint a parent or your friend.

parent: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

child: why did you have to pull the disappointment card on me, mother.

by not goated lmao September 9, 2019