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Chintendo Vii 

A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.
Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!
Chintendo Vii by not a normal man September 19, 2024
The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.
When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!
May 1st by not a normal man September 18, 2024