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ToS

Short for Terms of Service.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.

A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

TikTok human beings

Human beans who use TikTok to survive and who spend all day dancing and lip-singing for their TikTok videos.

Guys, she's one of TikTok human beings. She spent her whole day uploading videos. She survives by doing it.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Yodelize

to make a sound annoying like yodeling

I will yodelize this song so it will sound annoying

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 May 29, 2024

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

ư

A letter in the Vietnamese alphabet
In the Unicode Vietnamese keyboard, to type this, you must either type "w" or u then w so sometimes mistyped by someone who forgot to turn off their Vietnamese

(In a chat room)
A: Heyllo guys, i just jailbroken chatGPT
B: Ưhat the heak??
A: You forgotten to turn off your Vietnamese keyboard

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 August 21, 2024

idiotomous

(Adj, noun)
A slang or an adjective for idiot.
Or a person who is an idiot

(as a noun): Guys, look at this iditomous!
(as an adj):
A: I've accepted to the Shady Insturance's ToS
B: That's an idiotomous thing to do, bro!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

S

The best rank u can have in a game for everyone to admire you and ask for ur signature

Pro gamer: GUYS I JUST HAVE A S RANK IN BLOX FRUIT!
Fans and other gamers: *ran out and ask for pro gamer's signature

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024