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Victoria is the best. Her laugh is contagious, just seeing her smile makes everyone smile. She's so cute it's difficult to pay attention to anything else. She knows how to brighten my days no matter what else is going on she shuts off the bad and effortlessly makes me happier than I've been in a long time. One of these days when I'm holding her my arms I'm never going to let her leave.

There is not 1 person in this world that I would ever choose to be with over you
Guy 1: What! you're getting married? Big mistake

Guy 2: Dude, calm down. It's VICTORIA

Guy 1: My bad, man. Hey congrats! She chose you after all

Guy 2: It's all good. Yeah, I was just going to pick her up

Guy 1: Whoa, can I come?

Guy 2: As long as you don't touch her

Guy 1: Yea, that restraining order was not fun. I missed out on my daily dose of Victoria for 2 yrs!!

Guy 2: Get out
by nomnomnomnomm January 14, 2012
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