nirvanarageatm's definitions

ohio state buckeyes

The dirtiest, fowlest, and ugliest football team in the country that is continuously dominated by the greatest and most feared football program in the nation, the Michigan Wolverines. buckeye athetics illegally recruit more than any other school in the nation, their white-trashiness is evident by just some of the names on their team (AJ Hawk, Mike Nugent). Despite losing to the buckeyes this year, Michigan still holds most wins overall in the series as well as more national titles. Michigan will always be superior to ohio state because Michigan owns everyone.

"Hey look at the shirt. It says 'buck the fuckeyes,' and on the back '100 years of busting their nuts.'"

by nirvanarageatm December 9, 2004