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jessica simpson

she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.

i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.

by nicky lachey October 11, 2006