Definitions by neven mrgan

int0rweb 

Also, "teh int0rweb"; slang for the Internet. There are 2 major uses:

1. Self-mockery delivered by an experienced user

2. Mockery of inexperienced user by an experienced user

1. "I've been on the int0rweb for 2 days straight now"

2. "He's new to teh int0rweb"

int0rweb by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

mulva 

What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.

"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"

mulva by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

carpetmuncher 

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

carpetmuncher by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

cot damn 

same as "god damn!"

cot damn by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003