kinac

Want to piss on

You: Damn girl are you from Mackinac island?

Her: Yeah, why?

You: Because you’re the only mac I want to kinac

by nev2cool July 05, 2022

December 19th

If your mother and aunt tell you happy birthday before someone else, and they have fat toes. It doesn’t account. Also hold accountable if you are wished a beloved birthday before or after 12a.m in another state you weren’t born in.

“Happy Birthday!!” (12:01 December 19th texas time) doesn’t count if you’re originally born in New Mexico.

by nev2cool December 19, 2021