swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
by ndrago1 February 10, 2017
mugGet the swedish hot pocketmug.

Headcake Cheeseass

You stick a couple pieces of Colby jack between your ass cheeks and then dive headfirst into ur uncles wedding cake.
"My sister Emily just became a Headcake Cheeseass, and uncle Peter isn't pleased."
by ndrago1 May 05, 2020
mugGet the Headcake Cheeseassmug.