Definitions by n genn

alaskan reading glasses 

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

alaskan reading glasses by n genn February 13, 2010

egyptian culdesac 

when you grab your ballsack and super glue monopoly houses to it.

those egyptian culdesacs are a pain in the sack.

egyptian culdesac by n genn February 13, 2010