alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)
those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out
by n genn February 13, 2010
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egyptian culdesac

when you grab your ballsack and super glue monopoly houses to it.
those egyptian culdesacs are a pain in the sack.
by n genn February 13, 2010
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