4 definitions by mysterio44

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by mysterio44 November 23, 2008

Copper Flopper

A ginger mans dick

Brenda: Jeff looks cute
Margaret: Dudes got a copper flopper

by mysterio44 August 16, 2009

Dream Raper

Someone who shatters peoples dreams, and generally puts a downer on all things

Paul: Man we are so going to Leeds festival this year
Steve: The chances are very low that we will get tickets
Paul: WTF Man!!!!
Steve: Im just saying there is a low chance of us going
Paul: Your such a Dream Raper!!!!

by mysterio44 September 3, 2007

Jiz Bits

a mans balls and ball sack, nuts, balls, love lumps.

lick my jiz bits, ow my jiz bits hurt, dont look at my jiz bits

by mysterio44 April 21, 2006