Definitions by my fingers hurt

Bummer 

a bummer is usually found at partys one who smokes cigarettes but doesnt ever bring a pack and continues to ask/bum cigarettes off others

bummer: hey you got a cigarette i can bum off you
person: not for you
bummer: hey how bout you do you have a cig?
person 2: no this is my last one

Bummer by my fingers hurt September 12, 2009

insubordinate poop 

knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit

i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this

insubordinate poop by my fingers hurt August 19, 2009

doucher

that person who sits on urbandictionary.com waiting for the next celebrity to die or make up words that no one will ever know in hopes they'll land word of the day

I sit on urbandictionary all day and make up gay words therefore i am the doucher

doucher by my fingers hurt July 28, 2009

BWMB 

acronym for " Boozin' Without My Bro's" when one attends a party with out there bro or wingman.

girl: hey where's your buddies at?
guy: im BWMB tonight
girl: what?
guy: boozin' without my bro's

BWMB by my fingers hurt July 23, 2009

Dirty Stones 

a thirty pack of keystone's but you feel like dirt when drinking it

person 1: got me some dirty stones for 17.99
person 2: no way dude

person 1: ya...i hate my life

Dirty Stones by my fingers hurt July 22, 2009

billy mays 

he died

billy mays had a beard

billy mays by my fingers hurt June 28, 2009