ruby

is in love with any boy that makes eye contact with her. she’s probably a major slut but has never had a boyfriend. she loves music and WILL marry harry styles.
by my dads fave failure October 16, 2019
mugGet the rubymug.

josie

josie probably has a phat booty. she’s addicted to tiktok and vapes in the back of her math class. she always smells like heroin and her eyes are always bloodshot. she drinks horse piss.
boy: that’s such a phat booty
boy 2: that’s josie
by my dads fave failure October 16, 2019
mugGet the josiemug.

kachow

“you had me at kachow”
by my dads fave failure November 17, 2021
mugGet the kachowmug.