Definitions by my dads fave failure
josie
josie probably has a phat booty. she’s addicted to tiktok and vapes in the back of her math class. she always smells like heroin and her eyes are always bloodshot. she drinks horse piss.
josie by my dads fave failure October 16, 2019
ruby
is in love with any boy that makes eye contact with her. she’s probably a major slut but has never had a boyfriend. she loves music and WILL marry harry styles.
ruby by my dads fave failure October 16, 2019