3 definitions by my dads fave failure

is in love with any boy that makes eye contact with her. she’s probably a major slut but has never had a boyfriend. she loves music and WILL marry harry styles.

probably eats her uterine lining. she’s a theater kid that loves to get that dick. no one can pronounce her name.

josie probably has a phat booty. she’s addicted to tiktok and vapes in the back of her math class. she always smells like heroin and her eyes are always bloodshot. she drinks horse piss.