Definitions by my cat snores too much

Jam spanner 

Noun, description of penis erect.

I used my jam spanner on her, sweet!

Jam spanner by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010

Mufftacular 

1 A spectacular muff.
2 An exceptional experience with the female gender.

1 She had the biggest bush it was mufftacular
2 I just had a mufftacular weekend!

Mufftacular by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010