Urban Dictionary: Definitions by my best friend

straight edge

the philosophy that one doesn't need alcohol, drugs, and in some cases promiscuous sex in order to function as a human being.

"Hey, you want a drink?"
"No thanks."
"You Straightedge?"
"Yup."

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Can I go back to calling them 'French Fries'? Because 'freedom fries' sounds, well... gay.

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A well-skilled angler, gets a lot of slippery fish in hand when dipping their hook in shallow water.

Wow! did you see how many fish he caught? That guy sure is a master baiter!

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the "retarded robot". How that one goth kid doing nothing finally busts out his frankensteiny dance moves. and you're like 'whoah.'

That moron! he's doing the REBOT! I need another drink.

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