2 definitions by mumble
Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by mumble October 11, 2012
The bark of a west African evergreen tree called Pausinystalia yohimbe or Corynanthe yohimbe. Used for sustaining male errections. Said to be also effective for sexual stimulation in women.
Appropriated for use as an Errection Lotion.
Appropriated for use as an Errection Lotion.
Shag your girl sensless for hours with new Yohimbe Erection Lotion!!! She'll be glad you tried our unique product.
by mumble February 15, 2005