half wood

A state of semi erection of the penis

When Sean showed Colson his penis, he had a half wood

by MrMojoRisin May 10, 2006

dial-a-tune

Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.

"If you're calling to report a problem, press 1 now."
*Presses one*
"Please hold."
*Song starts*
"Goddamn dial-a-tune!"

by MrMojoRisin May 19, 2006

gremlocks

When you jizz in a chick's hair, and it dries and becomes a nasty crusty lock of hair.

"Oh yeah Mr. I-Have-Gremlocks?"

by MrMojoRisin May 06, 2007

gremlocks

A physical characteristic of Colson

You friggin chickenhead with your gremlocks

by mrmojorisin May 11, 2007

gremlock

When someone jizzes in your hair and it becomes a really nasty crusty lock of hair.

I gave a chick a hardcore gremlock last night.

by Mrmojorisin April 28, 2007

poo sauna

When you have a bowel movement followed by a shower, the smell combines with the steam creating a poo sauna.

"I didn't want to shit and then shower and create a poo sauna"

by MrMojoRisin March 21, 2006