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Good things never last. So true about Nickelodeon. This channel used to have all the badass shows like Rocko's modern life, Hey arnold and Invader Zim. Takes me back to think of these shows. With spongebob, Nickelodeon went downhill. The channel cancelled all the good shows and brought in new gay stuff. Lets take a look at the new Nickelodeon:

Icarly- the main character and her friends do whatever they want, not a good example for kids.

The penguins of madagascar- a spin off cartoon, wow

Fanboy and Chumchum- worse and stupider than icary

Back at the barnyard- another crappy spin off.

The mighty B!- five bucks you don't remember this one

True Jackson VP- common Nickelodeon, really

Victorious- just horrible teen drama

Big Time Rush- WTF!!!!!!!!!!! really

So shows like invader Zim, Rocko's modern life, The ren and stimpy show, or angry beavers are not worthy for nick, just teenage 'drama' and stupid new cartoons. Maybe like Darth Vader, there is still good in nickelodeon, who knows?
smart kid: Nickelodeon used to have good shows that had a few innuendos for teens, but they were still funny. Now all they have is icarly, big time rush and stupid cartoons like fanboy and chum chum

10 year old girl: Whatever, leik icarly is so awsome, OMG, the boys from big time rush are so hawt. liek victorious is so good. OMG liek icalry is on.

smart kid: fuck Ic..... (head blows up after watching icarly for 5 seconds)
by mr. mercury June 27, 2010
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What could have been a good book, just ended up being a big mess. A typical romance novel that no one will remember in 15 years. Though about 'vampires', the whole book is just describing the oh so handsome Edward, and about a girl who can't make a single decision in her life and will always depend in a guy. A lot of people complain about the book being gay, but the whole book is just horrible, besides, Twilight fans never discuss the characters, or the plot, or the sequence the events are put together. The bad stuff of Twilight could be:

1. lack of plot

2. And lack of character development
Twilight fan-"OMG, like Twilight is THE best book ever. Edward is so hawt, vampires are so cool, like I want to marry Edward cause he is so hawt."

Non fan-"Twilight a good book?"(goes back to reading A clockwork Orange)
by mr. mercury June 26, 2010
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