hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured
by mr terrific April 25, 2023
When you eat out someone’s butthole after they drink so much maple syrup it starts leaking from their ass.
“How’d it go with that girl last night?”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
by mr terrific July 17, 2025