mr paul tan 69's definitions

Collin

A true alpha male with a big heart. Always looking to help others in need and loves animals. Unlike many other men, he is neither a simp nor a horny bastard. He respects all races and has never made a racist remark. He condemns fat shaming and is a well mannered cultured man who does not use vulgarities against others. Furthermore, he has a great temper and does not rage easily.

Last but not least, he has a massive shlong.

girl#1 hey babe i hooked up with this random dude yesterday and his sausage was so small 😡
girl#2 LOL how small was it?

girl#1 like 2.5cm ?? *sobs*
girl#2 GIRL u need a collin in ur life. he never fails to disappoint

by mr paul tan 69 November 22, 2021