morty mort's definitions

Ogal

I life goal so ridiculous that it seems dumb, but at the same time, it is strangely appealing, such as becoming a floor. Alternatively, this owrd can also be used to describe a progressing event that is so ridiculous or mind boggling that it cannot be described.

"My life ogal is to become a floor."
"I have seen some weird shit on the internet. The place is really just an ogal."

by Morty Mort November 16, 2013

front coolie

A front coolie is a term that symbolizes a womens vagina.

Last night Ellie let me see her front coolie for the first time.

by morty mort April 25, 2006