Definitions by more heat than light

Winkle Picking 

Anal sex with a person afflicted with piles.

Brian : Last night, I indulged in a spot of Winkle Picking.

Arthur: Was it unpleasant?

Brian : No, it was quite splendid.

Winkle Picking by more heat than light May 26, 2004

*dies* 

To die, comically and unexpectedly.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*

*dies* by more heat than light January 1, 2004