Winkle Picking

Anal sex with a person afflicted with piles.

Brian : Last night, I indulged in a spot of Winkle Picking.

Arthur: Was it unpleasant?

Brian : No, it was quite splendid.

by more heat than light May 26, 2004

*dies*

To die, comically and unexpectedly.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*

by more heat than light January 01, 2004