Definitions by monkey dong

batch hole 

A dirty, scratchy asshole.

Charlie needs to wipe his batch hole

batch hole by monkey dong August 24, 2010

Shatch

An undeniable, somewhat inadvertant party shit, culminating from a weekend of drugs, alchohol, debochary, and second-guessing. Usually asshole makes blurping, curdling noises.

Curtis had to Shatch after kicking it with us this weekend.

Shatch by monkey dong August 10, 2010