Definitions by mjackson
banana lube
When inserting an old, soft banana into a females ass, you would find out that it is too soft to fully please her. So then the banana squishes all over her asshole. Then add a little dick insertion, and you have 100% natural banana lube. Fully lubed up for satisfaction.
banana lube by mjackson July 2, 2007
GNC Blow Job
After using the banana lube, the girl then sucks the squished banana off your dick. Mixing the potassium from the banana and the protein from your sperm, the girl gets a healthy dose of nutrition.
"Man, after my GNC Blow Job this morning, my girl has got so much energy!! God bless the banana lube!"
GNC Blow Job by mjackson July 2, 2007