dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.
"fucking dirty valdemar over there"
by mitch macdonalds June 04, 2020
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Minecraft

The greatest thing to ever exist. It is mankinds best achivement and it is proof that god is with us.
person one: whats your favourite thing?

Person two: MINECRAFT!!!!
by mitch macdonalds June 13, 2019
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