missadventure's definitions

polygamadioecious

Of unstable sexual orientation. Usually a botanical term used to describe a plant that can be either male or female, but can be used to describe a persons sexual instability. Used to describe people who prefer both men and/or women, but change their mind on a daily basis.

Not often used by everyday people, only by those who crave attention from their peers and want to appear clever.

I dunno, yesterday you fancied him, now its her, you know what you are, you're polygamadioecious, thats what.

by missadventure November 2, 2006

a rope tied around his wheelbarrow

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.

'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)

by missadventure October 20, 2006