Definitions by mikeg.com

head job 

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

head job by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

stanky ho 

An unclean whore, slut or tramp.

Sally is a stanky ho. She hasn't showered in days, takes in more hoagie than the neighborhood deli, and failed the aids test twice.

stanky ho by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

meat stick 

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

meat stick by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

drive by suicide 

Car bomber who blows themselves up and harms nobody else in the process.

Another drive by suicide today as a palestinian terrorist set off his carbomb early, resulting in his own death but none others.

drive by suicide by mikeg.com October 10, 2002