Definitions by mike wal mart

german cereal 

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

german cereal by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

Pearl Diving 

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

Pearl Diving by mike wal mart February 6, 2008