Definitions by midget man 69

Three Loonies 

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)

Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.

Three Loonies by midget man 69 December 7, 2011