Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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limpdozer

a steroid freak that thinks he's a sexual bulldozing stud and can't get past his own ego to realize he's a limp dick trying to fuck

a top notch bitch.
i heard that douchebag limpdozer Lou Ferrigno couldn't get it up for Liv Tyler and turned green on the set when Ed Norton found out and started laughing.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
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pencil jockeying

when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.
Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
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Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.
that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
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