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pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.
Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...
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