tortilla

a weapon used from hispanics that love tortilla's. they wrap the enemy in a burrito

white boi: whas up cuuuhhhh. can i drive ur chevy silverado?
mexican cuh: no cuh lemmie get the mf tortilla.
white boi: wtf slap me with a tortilla?
mexican cuh: *proceeds to wrap enemy in tortilla in burrito style with frijholes.*
white boi: let me tf out pepega

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020

your not invited to my birthday party

the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.

little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020

niggahentai

a hentai with a nigga

weeb:bro that niggahentai was so good.
weeb2: nani wtf

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

occurs every 5 rounds to scare the living cum out of the grown man

p1: lets goo finnaly i got box door
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS"
p1: oh shit i got no points, FUCK

by mexicanfoxnigga April 19, 2021

dry poop

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth

tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy

by mexicanfoxnigga October 08, 2020

mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.

mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

by mexicanfoxnigga October 08, 2020

ni entendi verga wey

expplainatinon of mexican guy saying :no fucking way i understood no shit at all

him: so then i started jobgbgohpoufgofbodugfwie
me:ni entendi verga wey
him: nigga what
me: no mames cuhh

by mexicanfoxnigga January 13, 2020