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One of a hispanic mom's most lethal weapons. It can track you. It will find you, and it will kill you. The military has put a ton of money to discover the science of the Chancla.
Kid: MAMA! COMPRAME LA PS5 AHORA!

mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*

Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*

mom: *throws chancla*

*misses*

*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*

kid: fucking dies
Chancla by mexican idiot May 30, 2022

Telenovela 

Mexican show about love and too much fucking drama in it. Sometimes used by Mexicans to tell that something is too dramatic
Guy 1: Bro this is more dramatic than a telenovela
Guy 2: I know.
Telenovela by mexican idiot April 10, 2022