metro east bastard's definitions

mud queen

a woman who prefers to sail the skin boat up the fudge canal instead of the tuna river.

I introduced anal sex to my wife with the help of a vibrator, and now she's a mud queen. It's a love story!

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006

camel rider

one who has sex with a pregnant woman in a her third trimester.

As a seasoned camel rider, it was no shock to me that my wife's water broke during sex.

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006