Definitions by metalcone

Nounder

A person who consistently drops outrageous, mind-bogglingly bad takes, opinions, or theories with absolute confidence. Derived as an ironic, fake-intellectual term, a nounder speaks with the unearned authority of a scholar while delivering pure nonsense.

Person A: "Man... I'm so tired..."

Person B: "Sleep is for the weak."

Person A: "This is proof you're a nounder..."

Nounder by metalcone June 26, 2026