mercunium's definitions

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 24, 2003

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003

bus

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London UK.

Bus me a pound, star

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

Bum Bogey

Small brown nuggets of faeces that fall out of one's anus.

See bum nuggets

Ian keeps picking bum bogeys out of his arse and flicking them at Simon.

by mercunium November 24, 2003