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Happy Barfday

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere

John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!

by memes are dead October 3, 2016

coca cola zero sugar

It's self explanatory. Coca cola with no sugar added. Do I need to say more?

Formerly known as Coke Zero, but apparently nobody knew what the fuck it was, so they had to lengthen the name for them damn millennials.

Coke Zero was a much cooler name than Coca Cola Zero Sugar

by memes are dead September 19, 2017