Definitions by melizza
Halo 1
An awsome game that had what fews games do - playability. Great graphics, story, and gameplay. Worthy of full price and repeat play. A gem only to be surpassed by (Hopefully) Halo 3.
Mike: Hey lets play Halo 1!
Jack: Cool.
(30 days later)
Mike: Shouldn't we stop to eat something?
Jack: What..food? Ok, After we play through legendary mode.
Mike: Good idea.
Jack: Cool.
(30 days later)
Mike: Shouldn't we stop to eat something?
Jack: What..food? Ok, After we play through legendary mode.
Mike: Good idea.
Property Forfeiture
The controversial and indirect act of surrendering rights, resources, and possesions(including children) to another person, group, or authority due to abuse, neglect, and overall stupidity on the part of the original owner(s). Necessitated by progress or changing local, national, and international advances in civilization and morals. Typically very beneficial in the long term to most of society.
Mark: Hey, why are you taking away my children!!!!
Officer: Your meth lab was endangering their lives.
Mark: I'm American, I have rights. This is fascism!
Officer: No, it's Property Forfeiture.
Mark: Can I keep my meth lab equipment?
Officer: No.
Mark: This is communism!
Officer: Get in the car.
Officer: Your meth lab was endangering their lives.
Mark: I'm American, I have rights. This is fascism!
Officer: No, it's Property Forfeiture.
Mark: Can I keep my meth lab equipment?
Officer: No.
Mark: This is communism!
Officer: Get in the car.
Property Forfeiture by Melizza September 19, 2005
Grandfather Feminist
A woman who got married, raised children and stayed home then suddenly around her mid-late 50's(after the feminist movement) decided she wanted to be independent of all responsibility and dress like a teenager and divorce her husband.
Mike: Hey what's wrong with your mom?
John: She's been watching 'Sex in the City'
Mike: She looks like a sausage in that spandex.
John: She's become a grandfather feminist.
John: She's been watching 'Sex in the City'
Mike: She looks like a sausage in that spandex.
John: She's become a grandfather feminist.
Grandfather Feminist by Melizza September 10, 2005
Skate Brat
Spoiled suburban skateboard kid who tries to act tough and sometimes ghetto. Mom forces him to go to church hoping he'll get saved. Grew up with everything but still unhappy. Gets owned in any fight against urban kids. Eventually gives up skating and goes to college.
Skate Brat by Melizza September 10, 2005