Definitions by me no wait Jesus

one fingered salute 

To extend only the middle finger as a gesture of hatred or anger.

Also known as the rude finger.

Why did you hit tim?

He gave me the one fingered salute.

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T.P 

T.P Stands for teachers pet. Somone who sucks up to teachers in any way possible.

John is always giving the teacher apples.

What a T.P

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talk stalker 

Someone (usually you dont know them) who seems to follow you everywhere and always tries to talk to you. Often texts and leaves comments on your space.Always tries to strike up a conversation while you are talking to someone else

So why dont you like Jim?

Hes a talk stalker

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