mayannaise's definitions

Victorophilia

To be attracted and engage in sexual activities involving musical instruments in any way possible.

People giving pet names to their instruments are often a sign that a friend, family member or person you don't give a fuck about is suffering from Victorophilia.

Victor: I BOUGHT MY NEW GUITAR TODAY, i named it taylor :D
Maya: you faggot.

Victor: I GOT MY SYNTH TODAY
Maya: COOL
Victor: her name is SYNTHIA, isn't that cool
Maya: you faggot.

by mayannaise July 26, 2009