maxzilla's definitions
placenta. some children are born with it. in some cutures (Cuba for example) it is considered extremely lucky, and the person may carry it in a pouch with them wherever they go to bring luck.
by maxzilla January 7, 2004
Get the caulmug. a gradeschool prank usually you would write:
Pen
15
on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.
Pen
15
on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.
dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!
by maxzilla April 25, 2005
Get the pen 15 clubmug. A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.
by Maxzilla July 17, 2006
Get the Tuesday Pandamug. guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?
by maxzilla January 7, 2004
Get the what the widgetmug. by maxzilla June 22, 2003
Get the egyptian rat screwmug. 
1. when someone, usually a person, although pop-up ads qualify, forces you to see something that you don't want to see.
2. when you go to look at a website or image and the overwhelming sense of horrible design and/or absolute lack of morals behind its creation, makes you reel in terror that your eyes had to go through that trauma.
2. when you go to look at a website or image and the overwhelming sense of horrible design and/or absolute lack of morals behind its creation, makes you reel in terror that your eyes had to go through that trauma.
1. AHH! the ocular rape is unbearable, please close the window! No more goatse!
2. No more bible code websites. please. the ocular rape generated by that format is making me tear.
2. No more bible code websites. please. the ocular rape generated by that format is making me tear.
by maxzilla March 19, 2005
Get the ocular rapemug.