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John Augustoni

Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.

Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard

Incredibly handsome dude, 4.2 inches soft and 5.4 hard. likes feet

Have you seen Kieran Mojica lately? hes pretty hot.
Yeah bro

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